Alan, Alan, Alan!

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11:45 AM GMT – That light is not the sun.  Fuck me if it is.  No, that light can only be the heat lamp.  Back to bed.  All is well, one can only assume.

I’m a child of the Recession – I’ve got hate in my eyes…

(apologies to Rik Mayall)

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Michael Bay must go away….

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I’m not sure what I was thinking….

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The late night classic edition.

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The creature nestles in its armchair, pulsing faintly. We’re watching a re-run of The X-Files. The creature seems to like it. As do I. Oh, that Gillian Anderson!

This will go on for a long time. Here’s some love from Scottish inventor John Logie Baird

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It is midnight in the far off land of “Scotland.” On this day, an editor was born. Today we fête him with much absurdity which is the greatest thing you can do for a Scot.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Editor! (this is whispered provocatively, of course)

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