Hooray for the First Amendment! Yes, it’s little things like that that allow Wordsmoker’s GLORIOUS New York SERVER to publish articles asking pertinent questions like “WHO WRITES SARAH PALIN’S RIDICULOUS BRAINFUCKING SPEECHES IS IT HER FUCKING GRANDSON TRIPPY OR TUFTY OR TURGID OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE BUCKET OF SNOWBILLY CHROMOSOMES IS CALLED? OR DOES SHE JUST NOTE DOWN WHATEVER MESSAGES BRISTOL GETS ON HER OUIJA BOARD FROM A DEAD FRENCH AIRMAN CALLED MAURICE?”

Wasilla, Alaska: Embattled, murderous idiotbot Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska today over something that happened to her snowmobile I think. It’s not clear what the reason is, and I’ve watched her speech twice now. Something to do with basketball giving you cancer of the tie, or the Arctic circle being from the future where General MacArthur still lives.

To be honest, it’s hard to decipher what she’s on about, or on, so the most pressing question is this -- did Trig Palin write this speech for her?

We at Wordsmoker take superstitions very seriously. As today is Friday the 13th of February, 2009 and we’re rather busy boiling our socks in salt water to ward off toe demons, we thought we’d have a round-up of the most enduring superstitions alive in the world today.