[Warning: Blasphemy threat RED. Please don't get all clicky and then all persnickety. ]

Look, Christian God. I know our relationship has been tenuous ever since that day I told you I didn’t believe in you, anymore. And maybe that one time when I nailed that heart to the neighbor’s door made you feel like I didn’t have your back. But as I’ve said time and time again, the devil made me do it. Also, never mind that dead body behind the curtain. Or that unfinished dissertation.

TONIGHT.  We will meet in our very own room in which to discuss Disgrace. 9pm EST. I’ll be there with bells on. And a dog collar. Leash. Heavy-duty plastic bag. No choke chains, please.

Next week. Get ready. Disgrace yourself. Tuesday. July 7. 9pm EST. CHAT ROOM. Hot sexy. You know you want to.

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This is your friendly book club reminder. We will be discussing Disgrace by J. M. Coetzee on Tuesday July 7 at 9pm EST in the chat room.

Hello Booklovers. We meet tonight in the CHAT ROOM at 9pm EST to discuss Candy.

Was it sexy for you? Was it fun? Did you hate its guts and want to kill it?

Hello, Folks. This is to remind you that we will be discussing Candy in the CHAT ROOM on Tuesday, June 2 at 9pm EST.

I know I’m late with this and I apologize but: We will be discussing Candy by Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg on Tuesday, June 2 at 9pm EST in the CHAT ROOM.

Hello My Lovelies! Tonight is Book Fight Club night. Do not forget, but tell no one. You know the rules. Sober. Drunk. Naked. Clothed. Whatever. Just be there and ready to have some fucking fun.

Hello There All You Hot Things. Rolling the R’s will be going on in the CHAT ROOM on Tuesday, May 5 at 9 pm EST. I’m going to dress up like Donna Summer on the Bad Girls album cover and crank this song:

Hello there. I have my copy of Rolling the R’s by R. Zamora Linmark. It feels good in my hands. Nice smooth cover. Light and easy heft. One hundred forty-nine pages of pleasure. Going back in time. When Tiger Beat was all the rage….

Rolling the R’s by Zimora Linmark. We will meet to fight about this on Tuesday, May 5 at 9 pm EST in the CHAT ROOM.

The Tree of Smoke book club chat went well. But it was total war.

The night of reckoning approaches. Are you ready to fight the good fight?

Tuesday, April 7th, 9 pm EST in the CHAT ROOM.

Image of Denis Johnson from San Francisco Reader. Interview here.

Time is drawing near. Next week on April 7 at 9 pm EST we will CHAT like mad hillbillies about Denis Johnson’s novel Tree of Smoke.

Hello, my Lovies. This is to remind you that we will be discussing Lush Life by Richard Price on Tuesday, March 3 at 9pm EST in the CHAT ROOM.

And our next book is…