Some Facts That Perhaps Need Restating
By VirusWithShoes
Published: January 13, 2010
Published: January 13, 2010
Hello my darlings! Isn’t the internet a lovely place? It’s filled with people saying lovely – if not vaguely pornographic – things about each other. Why only the other day a young lady commented on how nice my trousers were! Her trouser comment filled me with joy, but I still paid a hitman to push her down the nearest flight of stairs BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE INTERNET IS – IT’S FILLED WITH HATE THE MINUTE YOU THINK IT’S FILLED ONLY WITH LOVE AND IT CAN TURN ON YOU LIKE A MICROSCOPIC BOXER WEARING LITTLE NANO-GLOVES DANCING ON THE HEAD OF AN ATOMIC PIN.
