Refudiate This, Sarah!
Published: July 20, 2010
Sarah Palin has delighted us for years with her captivating, in-depth analysis of world affairs, cleverly cribbed on her forearms. And today she is comparing herself to William Shakespeare. According to our Sarah, Shakespeare invented all sorts of words, just like her. No doubt she will be go down as one of the world’s greatest wordsmiths, someday supplanting Shakespeare and lengthening our lexicon with a flurry of wacky new words.

Unlike my esteemed colleague ChillBearLatrigue, I spend very little time
From time to time we at Wordsmoker Central highlight comments that bring a special glee to our otherwise bleak and loveless lives. Sometimes the comments are by someone other than NefariousNewt, but usually not. Newt’s blog can be found
Barbara Walters is so brave. She went to Alaska and interviewed the Palins and somehow didn’t get pregnant, shot anything or get raped. At least not on camera. Barbara Walters promises to ask the hard questions and get the answers. Here is the reader digest version for those of you who didn’t stay up to watch this. I am still not sure who would win in a staring contest between them though.
Rejections are like snowflakes: plentiful, and no two exactly alike. (Except the ones that are printed out on cards and duplicated!) I have certainly seen my share of them. From the blunt (“No thanks!”) to the apologetic (“We’re not accepting any new submissions right now!”) to the let’s-just-be-friends complimentary backhand (“This is well-written, but it’s not what we’re looking for right now!”) to the whimsically sublime (I once received my own cover letter back with a brief and illegible note scrawled in the margin – to the tune of “No” – like a corpse dumped off on my doorstep with its own genitals stuffed in its mouth.) I have seen them all.
Recently, our esteemed editor
On July 3 2009, when Sarah Palin announced her resignation, she followed a few guidelines that now typify most of her political moves. Notice how they all work synergistically to get her what she craves: attention.
Hooray for the First Amendment! Yes, it’s little things like that that allow Wordsmoker’s GLORIOUS New York SERVER to publish articles asking pertinent questions like “WHO WRITES SARAH PALIN’S RIDICULOUS BRAINFUCKING SPEECHES IS IT HER FUCKING GRANDSON TRIPPY OR TUFTY OR TURGID OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THE BUCKET OF SNOWBILLY CHROMOSOMES IS CALLED? OR DOES SHE JUST NOTE DOWN WHATEVER MESSAGES BRISTOL GETS ON HER OUIJA BOARD FROM A DEAD FRENCH AIRMAN CALLED MAURICE?”
Wasilla, Alaska: Embattled, murderous idiotbot Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska today over something that happened to her snowmobile I think. It’s not clear what the reason is, and I’ve watched her speech twice now. Something to do with basketball giving you cancer of the tie, or the Arctic circle being from the future where General MacArthur still lives.
Fuck-brained, relentless breeders the “Palin Family” got another little bundle of joy today as “Bristol” Palin squeezed out yet another mouth-breathing oxygen-stealer in the form of poor little “Tripp” Palin, who weighed in at seven pounds, four ounces, no chances. Yes. “Tripp”. Pity the child named after a walking accident. Feel sorrow for the jokes the poor little boy will endure throughout his long adolescence, his short adulthood, and his untimely death at the hands of a snowmobile with an erratic starter motor. Yes. I feel his pain.

