Pilf, President Obama, sex

Michelle Obama’s Prom Dress

By VirusWithShoes
Published: March 06, 2009

Much like capital punishment, we don’t do “Prom Night” in Scotland. I sort of see both as cruel and unusual, so I’m glad of that. The closest we get to it is drinking strong cider (or did – I’m an Old now, I think) and finding someone whose parent(s) have left for the evening so you can pile into their home, crank up the gramophone player, dim the lights, roll the joints and fondle your quickly-significant other.

It’s a magical evening.

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