Anyone who wants to talk about something other than the Michael Jackson funereal concert–except what a grotesque spectacle it is and how it is pitiably free from snipers–please join me in comments.
Remember when the U.S. Postal service was planning the Elvis Presley stamp, and asked the public to vote on which Elvis they wanted to appear on it – the “Thin Elvis” or the “Fat Elvis”?
Well, the USPS is undoubtedly planning a new Michael Jackson commemorative stamp now, and will soon face a similar dilemma: Should it depict the handsome black male of his earlier years, or the spectral Caucasian hermaphrodite of the later era?
I figure, hell, why wait for the USPS to ask us to decide? Why not a head start and vote on it now? So I’ve created a couple mock-up stamps to help make up our own minds.
Let’s hear it, gang: Black Michael Stamp or White Michael Stamp? Cast your vote in the comment section below!
The corpse of the icon is still warm and his death was somehow broken to the public by a hugely-popular blog that most folks don’t admit to reading and I’m guessing the Twitterati are in full-flow now and oh fuck it’s all over Facebook and some hate and some love and some RIP’s and some Likes! and so what if UrifuckingGeller is on the TV in the UK all day now forever.
Yes. Michael Jackson has died. He is dead.
