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Hot Tubs – America’s Silent, Warm And Bubbly Killers

By VirusWithShoes
Published: November 04, 2009

We don’t really do hot tubs in Scotland. The closest we get is when some of my fellow countrymen and women come back from ransacking England of its root vegetables and then have to go into decontamination for while, which essentially means sitting in a large pot until the boiling water steams the English germs out of our skins. The main reason we don’t do hot tubs is down to the weather. And that ridiculous, Calvinistic strain of belief amongst Those In Power here that pleasure derived from anything “weird” like warm and bubbly water is A SIN.

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