Turns out, George does not like killing goats, and Ewan can be cast as a guy named “Bob”.
Lots of time in the desert.
Lots of goats.
A decent amount of funny quips by George.
A decent amount of LSD.
Who knew Barney could be as bad as waterboarding?

Not what I thought it would be like, but decently enjoyable. Maybe I just have a problem calling such a sexy lad like Ewan McGregor “Bob”.

“I dinnae ken who punched my goat!” Such was the oft-repeated and long-unresolved lament of anguished Clydebank , Scotland , goat farmer Angus MacDougall.

His was a mystery that baffled local police authorities as well, ever since the winter morning in 2008 when MacDougall reported the crime. He had visited the goat’s pen that morning only to discover the animal bruised, panting and doubled over, clutching its abdomen, with the surrounding disarray indicative of a recent struggle.

Thank you yes hello again, it is I, Andrei, with greetings for you with my beatings heart. It has been quites the while since I typed my message last to you, and in that times I have seen on the televisions here that all of Americans have democratically elected a colored man of much intelligence Barracks. All of my fellow villagers were surrounded around television in cattle pen where it is the driest so television doesn’t pop loudly and scare meats.