It does my black heart proud to bring you the latest edition of  Conspiracy Corner.  Here we shine the light of righteousness on those dark corners of the human psyche that are best left unexplored, but from which you are powerless to look away.  It’s not unlike the proverbial car wreck, except here more people die – but never for the reasons they want you to think.  Today we’ll discuss secret organizations, mind control programs, and some not-so-natural natural disasters.

Meanwhile, back at the Wordsmoker laboratory…

VWS: “What’s going on?”

CL: “Why, Virus, you startled me. I hadn’t expected to see you so soon after the FNFF. There’s some fresh coffee over on the table.”

VWS: “Thanks, I think I’ll have a cup. How are the Smokies coming along?”

I would much rather see these two get it on than Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwicke. However, it was made abundantly clear that DR. WATSON IS GETTING MARRIED TO A LADY, SO NONE OF THIS IS REMOTELY GAY.