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A Typical Workday at Chuck E Cheese

By Fatty_McButterPants
Published: February 19, 2010

My current job is at Chuck E Cheese, wearing the six foot rat costume. The inside of the costume smells horrid, since one time for maybe 3 days Management stored a dead body in it.

Not that I complain.

You know I have that hobby of sniffing gasoline. I keep a plastic baggie of gasoline wadded up in the “nose” of the rat costume, so that’s all I ever smell.  That keeps me sharp for work.  Sharp and angry.

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