Television: The Hysteria Channel
By NefariousNewt
Published: October 07, 2009
Published: October 07, 2009
Somewhere, the Maya are laughing. Especially, if they have basic cable.Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to The Hysteria Channel, formerly known as The History Channel.
Make sure you start laying in supplies, because we only have a little over three years to live. The Maya said so. Predicted it, they did. And as we know, if you are long extinct civilization, or a dotty futurist capable of writing down interesting words in some standard format containing no actual information, or have successfully navigated an imaginary geometric stretch of ocean, you must be believed. Must. Be. Believed. For if you aren’t… DOOM!!!
