My Latest TV Pitches
Published: November 10, 2009
You may not know this, but Your Editor is one of The Poors. As it’s coming up to the festive season, and because he’s running out of organs to sell on the black market, he’s decided to vomit up some new pitches for all the major television networks in the US, because – let’s face it – they’ll put fucking anything on the TV these days. If anyone here works in television, feel free to pitch these whenever you can and make me financially stable for the first time in years.
A few months ago, I penned a 
