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wickedneurons commented on the post, Senor Wences On The Higgs Boson, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
That’s actually my argument against anything polarizing.
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wickedneurons commented on the post, Circle Broken, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
That was very cool. Great work.
I have a friend who’s always talking about growing up in North Bergen.
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wickedneurons commented on the post, Tell Us Your Ryan Gosling Stories, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
The Ryan Gosling ate mah baybee.
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wickedneurons commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – These Chairs Have Legs, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
This guy and Tina the spammer should hook up.
He should be a secondary character on a cop show. The sort of show where you start to ask yourself why it’s about such a boring main character when it could be […]
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wickedneurons commented on the post, Wordsmoker – Now So Popular, We’re Getting Spammed, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
As long as she’s the sort of slut one can take home to meet the parents, I don’t see why it would be a problem. After all I’m a dude, so I’m a slut, right? Oh, Tina, where are you tonight?
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wickedneurons commented on the post, Wordsmoker – Now So Popular, We’re Getting Spammed, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
I thought that fucking Tina really liked me. I don’t remember talking to her or anything, but still… oh, hope…
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wickedneurons commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – Tie My Tie 1 year, 2 months ago
I think you win the salesperson over so they treat you right. Maybe they give you a discount. Maybe they give you tips on the secret tie place that only the cool people know about.
Maybe he was in love with the […]
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wickedneurons commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – Tie My Tie 1 year, 2 months ago
This was awesome to read in line while waiting for the crazy cafe con leche lady to mainline me my morning drug of choice.
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wickedneurons commented on the post, Haunted Hooters 1 year, 6 months ago
All her parts haunt me. Just one of those things. I like to keep my poems short. I think the reader gets a sense of hey, this dude is seeing this chick all over the place.
You should’ve seen the girl drying […]
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wickedneurons wrote a new post, Haunted Hooters 1 year, 6 months ago
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Today
it was a Hooters girl
with your smile.
One of the guys says
She looks evil.
Horns reach
for the sky
from the corners
of her lips
and for a moment
I forget
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post #messydesk 1 year, 7 months ago
That was fun
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post FUCK THIS SHIT 1 year, 8 months ago
I can hear Samuel Jackson in the background going, “Muthafucka…” all surly and whatnot.
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post Founding NYT Subscriber Cancels Service 1 year, 8 months ago
“umadbro? come at me.”
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post I Was Just Concentrating On Doing My Job And I Felt An Absolute Gush Of Wind Blow Through My Anus 1 year, 9 months ago
I was half awake in the coffee line while reading this and at first I thought it was about, you know, sometimes one gets OUT. But, oh no. It wasn’t.
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post Eat ‘N’ Run 1 year, 9 months ago
Thank you for taking the time to read, folks.
It was a weird one to write because I wanted it to have more at stake, especially after reading the Fuldis Closure’s coffee poem.
But some days, not getting your coffee can lead to a lot of bad things.
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wickedneurons wrote a new blog post: Eat ‘N’ Run 1 year, 9 months ago
Orange haired potato sack tricepped bullhorn mouthed Keeper of the cafe con leche. She calls for hellfire on the skinny Brazilian who trundles over to make the toast (with or without cheese) (provolone, Swiss, or American) She rolls her eyes at him nods her head at the cameras hanging from the ceiling shows off her freckled hot [...] -
wickedneurons commented on the blog post Undisclosed Details From the Sleeping Miami Air Traffic Controller Incident – A Wordsmoker Exclusive 2 years, 1 month ago
It’s not irresponsible. We’re just laid back down here.
As for No-Fly lists and crotch gropings, remember, all you have to do to be considered a terrorist to the TSA is complain.
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wickedneurons commented on the blog post Wordsmoker Anthropology: Your 2011 Zombie Survival Plan 2 years, 4 months ago
I am a fellow Miamian. I say we roll into Key Biscayne and blow the bridge by the Seaquarium. There’s a couple grocery stores down there and more than a few hi-rise condominium joints. Ifwe can get hold of some sniper rifles, the high ground would be a helluvan advantage. There’s tons of rich folk [...]
