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The entertainment world was rocked last night as it was confirmed that a motion picture had been released without the actress Jessica Chastain in it. The indie drama “Difficult To Watch” - about a couple of heroin […]

An adult man who repeatedly rode a bicycle in front of other people will open his mouth and communicate on Thursday, Another person – a woman who has previously shown no interest in bicycles – will sit in a chair […]

“The Officer’s Monologue” is one male police officer’s continuous narrative about fashion, interior design, decor, dining, and all things esthetic. All remarks are approximate quotes of actual statements made to […]

It’s the partially hidden problem women won’t talk about. A semi-secret shame that many millions of female ladies experience every day, sometimes every hour of that day, everyday without exception to a woman. It […]

Hey. The Year 2013. I’m giving you fair warning. I’m coming for you.

Your close relative “2012″ has been the shittiest year of my life. I’ve sat through a lot of it feeling helpless. I’ve sat through a lot of […]

For the past two months I’ve relied on the television to distract me from the hideous realities of my life. It sits here, in the corner of the living room, spewing out colours and sound like an electric baby with […]

It’s been a shitty couple of days, which considering how shitty the days are normally, is saying something. I discovered on Friday that I’ll be getting penalised for staying in a three bedroom house when I’m the […]

It’s below freezing outside, and yet she sits, patient, just beneath my kitchen window. The actress Gwyneth Paltrow. She’s been sitting there for hours now, maybe since 4pm when she first came to the window, […]

“What I first noticed about you? This is going to sound a little corny, but it wasn’t your pendulous breasts. No, seriously, it was your eyes. Now you’re laughing. I’m not even sure what color they are, but […]

Dear Virus,

Like many mammals with opposing digits, I am a Facebook user. Sometimes I use the facebook many times a day, spending hours reading things I’ve convinced myself I can’t live without or clicking […]

I don’t remember dreaming of anything since she died, but I dreamt of her last night. I’d gone to bed early after dropping off to sleep in the living room with Jake curled up on my lap. I remember switching off […]

It’s 3.30pm on a cold, barely sunny afternoon here. It’s just over a month since my mother died. My last happy memory of her is the two of us, sitting in the kitchen on a Friday afternoon, waiting for the […]

Sometimes you fall in love and sometimes you just fall in lust. If you’re really lucky you get to do both at the same time, with the same person, at least once or twice in your life. I was not lucky. I always fell […]

Now that former Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Mitt Romney has educated us to the FACT that the Russian Empire is the biggest geopolitical threat facing the Several States, it becomes even more […]

I vacillate between abject loss and continual haze. Small things make me think of her. I was cruising the other cable channels while a Tory was on the news and came across The Waltons. I turned it over just as the […]