Wordsmoker

I just…cannot. Please don’t make me watch the clip again, but she was CLEARLY CRYING because she had to do a little bit of actual work for the fake job Bravo got for her. And she cannot handle that. She is a […]

It’s free on itunes.

this was a great recap. Sorry I coudln’t liveblog. Life is nuts right now. I actually haven’t watched this yet – downloading it on itunes now and it’s taking FOREVER and i’m wondering […]

“I don’t get it! I follow ‘The Rules’ religiously! I don’t have sex for at least 11.5 dates! HOW AM I STILL SINGLE OVER THE AGE OF 30?!?! WHERE IS MY MAN?!” Snore.

This show is gonna SUCK SO MANY BALLS.

http://www.metro.us/newyork/entertainment/article/1145521–what-it-s-like-to-be-miss-advised

“Dont have sex too early on! Don’t text a guy!” Shut up you harpy. […]

I proposed a drinking game. Every reference to “finding a husband” that emerges from her gaping maw and we drink. Every reference to SATC, drink.

“WHO WANTS TO FUCKING EAT?!!!” Ah, reminds me of childhood.

If no one responds to how awesome my PSH bid is, you can all kiss my ass.

Not into your Oliver Stone choice. At all. Let me think about this one some more. Get off my back!!!!!

Philip Seymour Hoffman. BOOM!!! Come on, they resemble each other and PSH is brilliant and so good at playing uber creepy types.

Inspired choice, good job, me. Also Virus makes me LOL.

MORNING LOLIES!!!! I fucking cheated! I put “gun dog pug” SUE MY ASS.

He asked on FB for a picture of a dog wearing a picture with a gun on it, or something. S o that’s what he gets til he explains to me wtf he is asking for.

Fine, I’ll try. I post breathless sometimes angry prose in my little moleskine about sex. I guess I can just cut and paste or something. We will see.

I read as much of this as I could but I can’t cry at work, not too much at least.

I grew up with a pug…and when I was 19, we knew it was time to put him down. IT was after my father had left my […]

Happy New Year y’all. Sorry I missed these festivities. I was sick with a head cold that won’t die, so I mostly just slept and felt sorry for myself. HOwever, this year is already so much more awesome than last […]

I promise to write stuff too, and comment/read more. THIS TIME I AM SERIOUS. FUCK YOU IT’S TRUE.

What the fuck.

I’ll be there. It’s in my neighborhood so why not.

I like the closing sentence. Really ties everything together.