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SarahHeartburn

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, Tell Us Your Ryan Gosling Stories, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago

    Ok, but, boxers or briefs?

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, Alan Denton – Afraid Of Commenters 1 year, 2 months ago

    Denton’s problem with commenters is the same as his problem with his writers. He can’t quite fathom talent and creativity. And he ends up driving away anyone around him who is talented and creative. (He likes the […]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, R.I.P. Whitney Houston 1 year, 3 months ago

    I certainly hope the press doesn’t bring up that vile canard about how her family forced her into a marriage with handsome, upstanding Bobby Brown to hide the fact that they were both gay, which would have been […]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, What To Do When You’re Attacked By A Man Holding A Chainsaw In A Bar 1 year, 3 months ago

    Whatever happened, it was the fault of a woman who was wearing a miniskirt and who had once in her life who had had sex with a man who 1)she hadn’t known for all her like or 2) wasn’t her brother.

    Fucking […]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, Live-Blogging New Year’s Eve: Drunkmailing, Celebrities, Porn, Thanks 1 year, 4 months ago

    She was a woman, an actress, who did something groundbreaking and brave. She had boobs.@ uncivilly obedient:

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the post, Live-Blogging New Year’s Eve: Drunkmailing, Celebrities, Porn, Thanks 1 year, 4 months ago

    Just so’s you all know, it was midnight an hour ago here and the world hasn’t ended. Dammit.

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post 5-Second Movie Review: Drive 1 year, 7 months ago

    How many minutes of shirtless brooding? I’m sure there’s an android app for that.

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Wordsmoker Anthropology: Complete This Sentence: “You may be __________, but you don’t understand ___________.” 2 years ago

    You may be a VirusWithShoes, but you don’tknow how much we all love you. Dickhead.

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Exclusive Images From Osama Bin Laden’s Pornography Stash 2 years ago

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    Maybe he was looking at the latest Sephora catalogue?

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    People, vengeance isn’t justice. And maybe it’s too soon.. But I think you’re wrong. And I’m surprised to find people saying things like this in a place like Worksmoker.

    Oh and Chillibear, you are cordially invited to eat the fuck out of my fat ass with a spoon.And that’s because I’m a lady.

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    @ Chillbear Latrigue:
    Sanctimonious and offensive is exactly what the jubilation looks like to the rest of the world.

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    @ BJonston:
    Especially on the anniversary of “Mission Accomplished….” Where is Bushy Boy, anyway? Drunk on the ranch again?

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    @ BJonston:
    Mee too typoos. I “live” in Europe (sorry gang, I wear a thick elastic bandage from fingertips to shoulder on my left arm for my lypmphedema and it upfucks my typing…

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    @ Chillbear Latrigue : @ uncivilly obedient :Unfortunately, a lot of the avowed enemies of our country are within our borders. Tell me the Bushes, Cheney, Rumsfeld, all of Blackwater, and those of that ilk, don’t do as much to threaten our safety, and that of the rest of the world. I would have loved to have had Bin [...]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Guardian Sports Journo Cannot Take Abuse 2 years ago

    As I recall, the Guardian sports journos – whose idea of geography is based on wogs starting in Callais – are real tough when it comes to, say, lying about and beating up on Iker Casillas’s girlfriend

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post Bin Laden Dead – You Win, America! 2 years ago

    So they caught him. This makes us all so much safer….how? Assholes on both sides are still trying to take over the world, and we all are still caught in the crossfire. And all you tourists down at the Trade Center, go dance on someone else’s grave. My fellow humans and New Yorkers died there. [...]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post A Non-Mardi Gras New Orleans Travel Guide 2 years, 2 months ago

    May, 1987, New Orleans. 6 days for my birthday with the BF. Napoleon House and Sazeracs. (I think I have the only bottle of Peychaud’s Bitters in Madrid.) Burgers at Port of Call, served with very respectable baked potatoes, as a good burger should be. Go-cups in most bars, how very civilized. Oyster and Artichoke [...]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post This is NOT Your Best Icebreaker 2 years, 2 months ago

    @ Weegee’s Bored :I’m with SeƱor Weegee. Back in the day all a girl needed was a Quiana* blouse unbuttoned one button too much, enough change to buy a couple Heinekens and Friday night was Saturday morning. Too bad you couldn’t remember Friday night. If a fuck falls in the forest, do you have to wash your [...]

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post This is NOT Your Best Icebreaker 2 years, 2 months ago

    And do not INTERRUPT a conversation I’m having with some (all female) friends to say ,”Excuse me, but has anyone ever told you you have the loveliest blue eyes in the world?” And don’t get pissed off when I respond, “Yeah, a lot. Anything else?”

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    SarahHeartburn commented on the blog post The Wordsmoker Anti-Zionist Quiz 2 years, 2 months ago

    @ Blix:No biggee, because I’m here in Spain. It’s like knowing who Ben Franklin is.

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