Wordsmoker

I understand the sentiment, but I hate the way my brain works without them.

Camale toe.

O RLY???

He looks like he probably had a wide stance.

@ Chillbear Latrigue:
Right after the camera is turned off.

To be fair, “Soapy Soapy Night” is the only one that qualifies as art. Bonus points for also being clean.

I’m with Dieter. I’m perfectly happy with taking matters into my own hands and my dogs take care of the rest.

That is, THE SLEEPING ALONE PART. WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT, PERVS? Oh, and also the intelligent conversation.

What an amazing story, and perfectly written. Thank you!

“Here in America, far too many Christians appear to have no qualms about presenting themselves as a community of seething, pea-brained, loudmouth imbeciles.”

I see you’ve met my mother.

That’s funny, Ravishing Rick Rude helped me complete my first orgasm.

Rene, I just want to thank you for this penetrating exposé. Your rod and your staff really do comfort me.

Moobmobile.

That’s nothing. Wait until you see his collection of clitorectomy videos.

I pass out all the time, too. People who know me attribute it to something called being a “messy drunk”. Whatever that means.

I can’t wait until her Iphone is hacked and pics of her in her magic Mormon underwear surface on the internets.

I don’t care what you say, NPR snob. All the folks in my trailer park lurve Sugarland.

Chippendale’s finest.

I don’t understand why people invest so much time and energy into antisemitism. Especially when it’s obviously Mexicans who are destroying America.

And all this time I’ve been living by the Tao of Emilio Estevez. Damn.