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perverseus wrote a new post, The Defiling of Workshop Sector Seven, on the site Wordsmoker 5 months, 4 weeks ago
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perverseus commented on the post, Real Based, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
Thank you for the sample lyrics. Now I don’t have to waste valuable seconds of my life actually listening to his “art.” What a potty mouth.
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perverseus commented on the post, Fuck Antidepressants, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 1 week ago
Jesus, you need to relax. Maybe swap out the antidepressants with a sedative. Of course, that might make it tough to write poetry. Or stand up.
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perverseus commented on the post, Nittany Monsters – The Penn State Five, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 1 week ago
Once further arrests have been made, maybe our country can at least briefly realize that there are more important things than football. Particularly Penn State football. Paterno’s legacy has been forever tarnished […]
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perverseus commented on the post, A Dissection of Fine Dining, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 3 weeks ago
@MRD: I forgive you and am praying for your soul.
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perverseus wrote a new post, A Dissection of Fine Dining, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Fine dining is an almost blessed event. The ambiance, the richness of the flavor, the inevitable sticker shock for two scoops of ice cream or a cup of coffee – when done correctly, all the elements blend together […] -
perverseus commented on the post, Dirty, Sexy, Techy, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Generally speaking, if your robot has inner hotness, it’s a result of a faulty microprocessor. There is nothing fun about blowing a motherboard, no matter how filthy it sounds.
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perverseus commented on the post, The First Wordsmoker Short-Film Competition, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
Love the idea, but you want a Kubrick-themed film that’s less than 14 minutes long?!? Kubrick could drag out a scene about emptying a waste can for a good 26 minutes. This will be a challenge – and I’m guessing […]
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perverseus commented on the post, Wordsmoker Anthropology: Things That Petrify Me, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
When I was young and being indoctrinated at my local elementary school, they showed us a movie about being safe around the house. It was made very clear to me that you should not put kitchen knives in the kitchen […]
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perverseus commented on the post, Wordsmoker And The Exciting Possibility Of A Hate-Filled Free-For-All, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 2 months ago
I assure you that I am NOT Dennis. I do, however, look forward to the ensuing chaos.
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perverseus commented on the post, Caption This – Mormon Jeans Special 1 year, 3 months ago
“Nothing comes between me and my LDS jeans.”
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perverseus commented on the post, Micro-Fiction Roundup XLIX: Yee to the Haw, Motherfuckers 1 year, 4 months ago
A Prayer for the Soil
Dear Rain Gods,
Crops are life, and ours hang in the balance. The drought has lumbered through our region slowly and seemingly without end. I walk through my fields and wonder when the soil […] -
perverseus commented on the post, The Second Annual Wordsmoker V.D. Love Contest Results 1 year, 4 months ago
I appreciate the positive reinforcement. Candy would have also worked.
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perverseus commented on the post, Another Valentine’s Day 1 year, 4 months ago
Glad y’all liked the piece. I’m just amazed that Chill found a “Harry’s Bar” sign — and so quickly. Very cool.
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perverseus wrote a new post, Micro-Fiction Roundup XLIX: Yee to the Haw, Motherfuckers 1 year, 4 months ago
A little window of insight into my personal world: surprise, folks, in real life Perverseus is a doctor. As a result, I found this particular topic of micro-fiction very appropriate. Now, in the interest of full […] -
perverseus wrote a new post, Another Valentine’s Day 1 year, 4 months ago
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perverseus commented on the post, Micro-Fiction Roundup XLIX: Yee to the Haw, Motherfuckers 1 year, 4 months ago
Agricultural Vacation
“Tractor? I never even met her.”
Jerry resisted the very strong urge to stab his best friend with a pitchfork. This was the worst vacation ever. “City Slickers” had made it seem that manual […] -
perverseus commented on the post, Micro-Fiction Roundup XLVIII: Paging Dr. Embarrassment to Emergency 1 year, 4 months ago
I know I can’t win because I’m supposed to judge, but I was inspired.
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perverseus commented on the post, Micro-Fiction Roundup XLVIII: Paging Dr. Embarrassment to Emergency 1 year, 4 months ago
20/20
“Please read the last line of the chart.”
“Sure. A-G-F-C-X-L-R…Q, I think.”
“Excellent. You missed every single letter. Now hold still.”
Puff.
“OW! What the fuck was that?”
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perverseus commented on the post, The Second Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest 1 year, 4 months ago
Hate, hate, HATE the love hands, which might actually serve as inspiration for a submission.
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