Wordsmoker

Molestation is the word righteous, old, white guys use. It’s rape, and it’s ugly.

I prefer no feeling in my brain. Hurts less.

I don’t understand what the little limp man symbols have to do with the weather.

Thank god. Those Joey and Pacey youtube videos just weren’t doing for me anymore.

Bonus: If he doesn’t eat you out completely, snack for later. Stick your finger in, pull it out, lick, repeat.

Damn Canucks

You know, the only thing 8-tracks were good for was hiding your weed. Nugent or otherwise.

Sorry, late. At the beach drinking beer, watching people eat oysters. I enjoyed the book. Really. The precocious child amused me. I also took great pleasure in the Miles/Michael hookup. There was something […]

You could have died from hunger. How would the neighborhood have felt about that?

Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?

I agree with misslinda. Only one way to find out.

This is like me if I were a muppet and the song was sex and the two outside ones were strangers.

People actually fucking pose.

I’d do it.

@ misslinda:
But the hummingbird cupcake is sooooo yum.

How did you get that cat to do that?

@ Weegee’s Bored:
You had a DUI, didn’t you?

Also

tits!!

Can I tell my drunk bike rider story here? It makes me laugh, and you probably had to be there (and drunk) to appreciate it, but still… Guy down in Florida, friend of a cousin, would ride his bike to the bars when he knew he would be drinking. One night when he was particularly [...]

Crunchy peanut butter is for eating, creamy is for cooking. I had some crunchy yesterday for lunch. You should have some.

I cannot imagine not being able to get home from work or contact my family at a time when you most need to, as is happening in Japan. Gah. Horrible.

And the news just said they’ve found another 200-300 bodies.