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MilitantRubberDucky wrote a new post, The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest, on the site Wordsmoker 3 months, 3 weeks ago
It’s that time of year again folks. You know, the one where we get inundated with orders to express our love for our significant other on one certain day, usually in the form of food/jewelry/chocolates, and if we […] -
MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Bassoons and Blades, on the site Wordsmoker 6 months, 2 weeks ago
Okay, I couldn’t comment before thanks to my stupid job’s computers, but I liked this a whole bunch. I adore the Humphrey Bogart-esque goodbye, even though I am sure I will be crushed by one some day. I enjoyed […]
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MilitantRubberDucky wrote a new post, Chase-tized: Justice for the Victims of Corporate Greed, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months ago
All I can say is “HAH, EVILDOERS, HAH!”Why am I laughing? Just a little karma, is all. Just a wee bit of schadenfreude, and it is oh so satisfying. You see, a little while ago, maybe six months, I was a […]
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Regret, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months ago
Missed chances suck; there are a lot of “if only’s” in the world, and they are all bittersweet.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Protecting a Line With No Bottom, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 1 week ago
I forget who said it, but they said that there is more to life as a human being than the selling and consumption of goods (that is a rough paraphrase).
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Book Fight Club, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 1 week ago
I’m suspicious of anybody with “Gray” in their name right now, but I’ll think about it.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, First They Came For The Smokers…, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 1 week ago
I don’t agree with bans like the calorie counters, the salt ban, or even bans on drugs like weed (the ones that make you a psycho who will brain someone with a rock for money? Fuck that shit), and I do think that […]
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Real Based, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 1 week ago
I find that putting the sticker smack dab in the middle of my laptop screen helps keep most of that smut from poisoning my brain.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, “The Lesson of the Nine Crowns”: A Short Story, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I know I should play chess often to develop my strategic mind and whatnot, but I much prefer Monopoly.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Nittany Monsters – The Penn State Five, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
The idea that this was allowed to go on infuriates me. I wish that whole fucking school burned to the damn ground.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Miss Advised: Donkey Rides A Horse And Acts Like An Ass, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Meh. Fine. If I remember it’s actually on, I shall write a recap.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Miss Advised: Donkey Rides A Horse And Acts Like An Ass, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh, and the salsa girl. A) Salsa is a sexy dance, so maybe next time you don’t wear a dress that looks like you’re going to your great-aunt’s third wedding; B) You have absolutely no right to get mad at a guy whom […]
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Miss Advised: Donkey Rides A Horse And Acts Like An Ass, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I actually watched this whole episode. That’s right, I turned the work television on and forced myself and two coworkers to watch this train wreck. The two women who watched this are both die-hard reality TV […]
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Katie Holmes Topless Scene Now Okay To Masturbate To – Official, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I don’t doubt it, not one bit.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Katie Holmes Topless Scene Now Okay To Masturbate To – Official, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Dear god what I would do for those tits. Fuck, what I would do to those tits.
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Miss Advised: Tears Of A Clown, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Don’t you understand? Julia Allison doesn’t need to EARN respect – that’s for commoners!
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – At a Place Called YOLO, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
ARGH! What an awful term to use to describe a woman’s ass. Every time I hear this I want to go berserker on the fool who utters it. Seriously, does this guy have any idea what he fucking sounds like?
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, A Dissection of Fine Dining, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 4 weeks ago
I have to eat red meat in small portions and at spread out intervals. Hamburgers, steaks, whatever, I can not stomach it very often (you can imagine my revulsion at watching Monsieur Latrigue putting away the […]
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MilitantRubberDucky commented on the post, Miss Advised: Yes, You Really Are That Repulsive, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 4 weeks ago
All I know is, I need to look up some hard-core BDSM to push Julia Allison as far down my search history as possible. It’s going to be a long night.
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