Wordsmoker

Robot titties. My new slang for silicone implants.

Mo,
Thank You sweet boy. A million excuses in a forthcoming e-mail. And Chill. Thank you.

oh I know this force.

My darling Emo, I have been on a non-ending tour of hell and I apologize for going missing. You know I love you. We go WAY back. It is my shame on me that I have not been present but I […]

Ouch. Reading this cracks the egg open. I have long been you and always will be. I do not have words. Only empathy.
Ben you done well by your people. Thank you good kitty.

Congratulations to you good and talented artists. @ FracturedAcetabulum:
Is this a kitten wit a whip sort of inquiry?

TZ
Did track down the Grey Album. You are right. Good Stuff. Thanks.

99 problems but a fish ain’t one.
@ tristantzara: Another wonderful piece. I look forward to Part 6.

Did someone say something about goats?

2011 shit the bed on July 20th. and it just kept going downhill. Good riddance to this year. Hello 2012. Be kind to us, each and everyone of us.

I’ll start pitching […]

Looks like a case of fucked luck.

Where is Tom Hagen when you need him?

“If the submarine’s rockin’…”

there goes my last square
drifting away on the air
blasted off while blotting
my lazy derriere.
#stupidwind

Methinks you have originated a meme with this clever little poem TC.

Black is the new blonde.

Rene Sance: Genius. BTW, when did my brother get a cat?

“I like your mules.”

Animal advocate here. I raise puppies who go on to become guide dogs and I do dog rescue. Thank you LA and Curly Q Tips for this important information. @ Curly Q Tips : Do you see your doppelganger in Curly the pit bull? That is one mighty attractive creature. Grateful things ended well for [...]

@ DieterTheMasseur:
Their old lecherous uncle Shoe Horn Galore.

@ muskegharpy:
Muskeghubby is a smart old salt.

This was just wonderful to read.

@ Blix:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.