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Nicely written CFC.
Losing a brother is an indescribable loss.
Thanks for sharing.

My best female friend in high school had the most perfect imperfect teeth. I made the mistake of mentioning them one time, and I have regretted it ever since. I wasn’t mocking, I was pointing out how much I liked […]

I love this place.

Happy Birthday Nico.

Well said, Pish. And may we all have the wisdom and innocence of your five year old. Judgey eyes are a learned behavior just as non-judgey eyes are. Obviously you’ve taught that kiddo well. […]

VWS
This was very touching.

You’re right. Pet owners will know exactly what you’re talking about if they’ve lost someone similar.

@cereal: I had the same response. And I would have done exactly as VWS did.

@gotta-have-cereal: sorry for blowing your cover. Did you change your name for the same reason that other person changed her name?

Thanks for the accolades. I can honestly say that I don’t remember making most of those comments. But, sure, they sound like something I’d say.

Congrats to all.

Show us your tits! (yes, MissLinda, that was […]

@WhyamIhere: Hopefully you were not “that coach” who was there for all the wrong reasons. You seem like a sensible dude, but sometimes sensible people become absolute a-holes in the presence of sporting activities.

This book piqued my curiosity for a lot of reasons. I played a ton of baseball. My twin and I were a tough, tough duo. He was a pitcher, I was a catcher. Pity the batter that stood between us because we were […]

@bjonston: Might I suggest you post that as a submission for the whole class, here at Wordsmoker High, to read…

@chill: I always appreciate your insight into matters such as these. Putting some context around […]

@perv: As you can see by your MFR win, I’m a fan of the writings. Please don’t go anywhere. And please, for all that is holy, pick a goddamn Avatar. I really don’t want to look at that thing that Chill has picked […]

I’m certainly not going to get involved where I don’t belong and obviously there are some high emotions.

@Duch: I miss your old name

@Chilly: Cool, dude. That’s awesome! I think of your Roses story every […]

IB.

Glad you wrote this. I am sort of like DahlE in that I have been somewhat internet homeless as of late.

I check the WS page daily and make the effort to comment but just can’t hit the post button. I’m […]

Congratulations VWS. Now if you search Google for “cunt particles” this article is fourth!

Either you hate me, or you want the terrorists to win. More submissions please!

And, holy fuck, with a topic like Exercise, I could conjur up so much truth that it would make the weak-hearted keel. As many of you know, I’m a physical therapist in the real world, so when it comes to exercise […]

You like me, you really like me!

Wow. I’m honored. I have to say, I felt like I was pandering a bit when I wrote that short piece, and I figured I was over the 100 word limit (not that rules ever mattered to […]

PUMPING IRON Random dude (RD): “you mind if I work in a set?” FracturedAcetabulum (FA): “no problem.” RD: “What’s with all the sweat on the bench?” FA: “Oh, that’s my buddy Chill. He was doing incline presses here earlier. Dude leaves sweat on the gym equipment all the time.” RD: “That’s disgusting!’ FA: “I know. [...]

@Duchess: Oh, see, the “them” in my sentence referred to your breasteses.

@mama: You know what they say, “once you’ve seen a woman’s breast, you want to see them all.”