Wordsmoker

though not directed at u dear virus. sorry for my silly remark. sorry love!

Someone on the radio just said “you sound like a banana cunt”

brilliant.

Ben is almost the image of my cat Bob. I would be lost without him. I cried reading your obituary for your long time friend. My thoughts are with you John.

Story continuation.

It stands about two stories tall. I say again “Chillbear, if you’re going to surprise me again this way, please close your eyes while I put the ladder in place. It’s a New Zilland thing.”

Me and my best favourite travelling colleagues visited the Vietnamese War Museum in Hanoi last November when we were working there. Obviously it’s anti American (also anti French/Chinese/Japanese – everyone else) […]

This is one of my favourite books.

One of my friends rang me this arvo and asked “How are the Saudi boys feeling?” and I was “Ahhh, well it’s after 3:30pm, they’re not here any more .. we’ll see how they feel in the morning.” The students we have will either kill us for being friends of the USA or they’ll be [...]

This is one of my favourite books. I’ve read it more than 2 or 3 times.

And then one of the people who was there all night did something too. Paula, and littlie Ferris, did somethng too.

Apparently David Beckham did something, but Victoria did something as well.

Dude, you should be listening to the NZ news piece. It’s all about the hats.

I don’t give a shit about the wedding, but yes! I’m watching.

Well I’m currently having a wordsmoker meet up for one, in Taupo; Does that count?

The first clues were by Brian Crump on Radio New Zealand, just not me, I should say.

Brian Crump is excellent, or if you want to listen to NZ radio, you could listen to him on Nights, or some other programme at radionz.co.nz

Last night the first conundrum clue was “Alfred E Neuman”, and I was like YEAH “MAD MAGAZINE” then they had the cow sound “MOOOO” and I was like “MAD THINGS MAKE LOUD NOISES” and then the last clue was they fall over dead, I was like “ZZZZZy. Dead.” So yeah, the conundrum answer was “Mad [...]

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Yeah, talk to ya later.

Jeepers, worlds within worlds; One of the conundrum clues tonight on Radio NZ is “Alfred E Neuman”. This is making me feel weird.

Yeah, @Weegee’s Bored I grew up in South Auckland so fire lighting is a state of mind, I guess I’ve lost it since I moved south to this white bread town. One of my sister’s dug a hole in the ground with a rack out of the oven over it, and SHE could cook a [...]

@BJonston – “a bit of gyp”, or “a bit of a gyp” is either something that annoys you or doesn’t work properly or someone who annoys you, “Lola’s being forced to lie in the wheel barrow, with some neighbourhood kid who’s giving her a bit of gyp about lying down and pretending she’s a baby, so [...]