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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, The Writer Ian Spiegelman Just Threatened To Kill Me On Facebook, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months ago
Still, having had my own run-ins with Spiegleman, he came across to me as sort of an alcoholic, rage-filled dick as well. I mean, it would be different if he was funny, I suppose.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Katie Holmes Topless Scene Now Okay To Masturbate To – Official, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Allow me to make you this promise. Since I have started dating again, and have allowed a few relative strangers access to that most precious of resources, a phone number that can reach me both via phone and via […]
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Your Official Sunday Evening Paisley Weather Report – 8th July, 2012, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
The last sentence of your comment could easily have been copied and pasted directly from one of the recent romantic text messages that have been sent to me.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Katie Holmes Topless Scene Now Okay To Masturbate To – Official, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Her NYC apartment is right around the corner from the one where I lived for many years, and where my ex- still lives. He makes daily visits to the Whole Foods she was photographed at last weekend.
What I’m […]
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Katie Holmes Topless Scene Now Okay To Masturbate To – Official, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Somehow I don’t find this permission to be nearly as liberating as some of my colleagues here do.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Tears Of A Clown, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Silly, men don’t wear girdles. Not since these these were invented.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Tears Of A Clown, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Any date that begins on a bike is already over, as far as I’m concerned. Unless maybe he’s Italian and I’m sitting behind him on his Vespa or Harley, with my arms wrapped around his great big chest and his huge, […]
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – At a Place Called YOLO, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh, and if MissLinda makes someone cry, please get video of it. I mean, Hell, this guy may be traumatized, but there’s no reason I ought not to have a good time.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – At a Place Called YOLO, on the site Wordsmoker 10 months, 3 weeks ago
OK, truthfully, I really, really tried to read this, but apparently it’s in some foreign language that I don’t understand. I tried Google Translate, and the only thing it came up with was a recording of someone […]
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, The Troll Murders of Gavin O’Finnegan, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
I vote for some hot troll-on-troll scenes in the future.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Yes, You Really Are That Repulsive, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
Even I can’t smoke with my twitter, and if there are two things I love most in this world, it’s smoking and my twitter.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Yes, You Really Are That Repulsive, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
I’m designing the Kickstarter campaign now.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Yes, You Really Are That Repulsive, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
Why do I suddenly want to write a movie called “Being Kristin Chenoweth,” in which Virus accidentally stumbles into a portal into Kristin’s head, and finds himself to be occupying a three-foot tall body with a […]
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Miss Advised: Yes, You Really Are That Repulsive, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
Perhaps she should try being Kristin Chenoweth. Everybody loves Kristin Chenoweth.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Honeymoon Sex Advice, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months ago
OK, ewww. Just…ewww. Food in the kitchen, Occasionally in the living room. Sex in the bedroom. Occasionally in the living room. But never should these things be going on at the same time. Never. Seriously? Never.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Real, Reality, and Somewhere In-between, on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 1 week ago
1997? Who can remember that far back…
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to review some photos of feet that I plan to pass off as my own.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, 20 Things About Me – Chillbear Latrigue (In Vino Veritas Edition), on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 2 weeks ago
I should have just bought a Camaro like a normal person.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, 20 Things About Me – Chillbear Latrigue (In Vino Veritas Edition), on the site Wordsmoker 11 months, 2 weeks ago
Welcome to your mid-life crisis, Chillbear. If mine ever ends, I’ll let you know, so you can plan for the timing of yours.
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Let’s Get Together and Discuss Masturbation, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year ago
I have four dildos, but they’re in graduated sizes, so it’s not COMPLETELY off the wall…
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DieterTheMasseur commented on the post, Praise In Prose, on the site Wordsmoker 1 year, 1 month ago
Come back, Little Virus, come back!
No, seriously, get your Scottish ass back here, and I’ll buy the first round. If you’re really expeditious about it, I’ll arrange to send you my recently-removed gall […]
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