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Chillbear Latrigue

@chillbearlatrigue active 2 months, 1 week ago
I had a weird dream where I was headless. May write a weird dream anthropology. View
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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest, on the site Wordsmoker 3 months, 3 weeks ago

    You kind of need this, Ducklet.

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, The Officer’s Monologue – The Road to Breville, on the site Wordsmoker 4 months, 2 weeks ago

    Surveillance Photo

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, The Officer’s Monologue, on the site Wordsmoker 4 months, 2 weeks ago

    Thumbnail“The Officer’s Monologue” is one male police officer’s continuous narrative about fashion, interior design, decor, dining, and all things esthetic. All remarks are approximate quotes of actual statements made to […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, First Date Excerpts Recorded From an Ass-Dialed Jawbone Device, on the site Wordsmoker 5 months, 1 week ago

    Thumbnail“What I first noticed about you? This is going to sound a little corny, but it wasn’t your pendulous breasts. No, seriously, it was your eyes. Now you’re laughing. I’m not even sure what color they are, but […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Robot Date, on the site Wordsmoker 6 months, 2 weeks ago

    ThumbnailSometimes you fall in love and sometimes you just fall in lust. If you’re really lucky you get to do both at the same time, with the same person, at least once or twice in your life. I was not lucky. I always fell […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue and Profile picture of FunkygorillafistFunkygorillafist are now friends 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Martial Talk: President Romney’s Guide to the Military Landscape of Modern Day Europe, on the site Wordsmoker 6 months, 3 weeks ago

    ThumbnailNow that former Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts Mitt Romney has educated us to the FACT that the Russian Empire is the biggest geopolitical threat facing the Several States, it becomes even more […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, An Open Prayer For Chipotle Mexican Grill, on the site Wordsmoker 8 months ago

    ThumbnailDear God, if you’re listening—and I have no choice but to assume that you are because seemed to have developed a distaste for dialogues over the past two millennia—I have one small favor to ask. Before you say no, […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, The Shower Drain and What You Mean to Me, on the site Wordsmoker 8 months, 1 week ago

    ThumbnailI adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and assume the position: feet shoulder width apart with knees slightly bent; right hand firmly planted on the cold, wet, gray tile just next to the shower head; left […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Anderson and I – The “Bromance” That Never Was, on the site Wordsmoker 8 months, 4 weeks ago

    ThumbnailThe Meeting
    I’m in a bar just off of the Lorimer Avenue stop. It’s some newish joint decorated with tiki torches and grass to make it look like one of those places where Tom Hanks hung out in Castaway—I can’t […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Wordsmoker Anthropology: Your Facebook Friends’ Moronic Memes, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months ago

    ThumbnailSometimes, I see things being posted on my Facebook friends’ walls that are so incredibly stupid that I have to repost them along with a scathing exegesis. Usually, the person who originally posted it either […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, Wordsmoker Anthropology: The Purell™ Life, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months ago

    Do you have a Purell™ story? Maybe tell us how Purell™ changed your life?

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Wordsmoker Anthropology: The Purell™ Life, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months ago

    ThumbnailIn the heart of Broward County, there’s a little known grotto that’s carved into the decorative hedges lining a certain movie theater parking lot where one can go and see all manners of the region’s wild […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, Religious Intolerance and the Free Market, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 1 week ago

    The problem, Perverseus, is that your folksy old conservative folk with their quaint rustic ways is that they’re not all just sitting around the pickle barrel at the general store waxing on about how marriage used […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Wordsmoker Anthropology: What’s the Most Embarrassing App in Your Smart Phone?, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 2 weeks ago

    ThumbnailDo most of you have smart phones now? Good, me too. One of the things that I’ve noticed is that, in addition to being very smooth and sleek, they also have applications that you can use to sort the shit in your […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, Miss Advised Recap: Leaving So Soon?, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 2 weeks ago

    The relevant actions take place at 3:23.

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hDbpF4Mvkw

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Kubrick Film Contest Entry: Sausage Biscuit Therapy, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 3 weeks ago

    httpv://youtu.be/qGgP6K9RVSg

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, Faux 5 Second Movie Review: Step Up Revolution, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 3 weeks ago

    I wanted to post some hysterical commentary, but the IMDB synopsis is so much better:

    The Mob sets the dancing against the vibrant backdrop of Miami. Emily arrives in Miami with aspirations of becoming a […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue wrote a new post, Faux 5 Second Movie Review: Step Up Revolution, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 3 weeks ago

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    Just like Magic Mike with an occasional girl and pants!!–more–
    I have to be honest. I wouldn’t watch this piece of dreck if I had a starring role in it. I also haven’t seen Magic Mike. The preview for Step Up […]

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    Chillbear Latrigue commented on the post, I’ll Let This Hilariously Funny And Wonderful Woman Sum Up London 2012, on the site Wordsmoker 9 months, 3 weeks ago

    I’m too distracted by the embarrassing lack of security.

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