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Not to be argumentative but I have already read the first paragraph of THREATS and it not only made sense but after finishing the paragraph I felt I hadn’t wasted my time reading it. I still say the author is kinda hot too.

This is really weird. Your cat is reading the same book I’m reading!

Well-played Chekhov. I mean, Ska.

WICKER!

Penises all around the world are standing up and applauding. Comic genie.

I will give this a try in exactly 9 1/2 weeks.

I used to fear if I used a nail gun that I would end up like in one of those Internet pictures that go viral of an x-ray with about twenty nails sticking in some guy’s head that was taken at the hospital — but HE […]

I think some things terrify me but the only one I can think of off-hand is that I fear I might be too far from a store that sells Chocolate Häagen-Dazs ice cream. I don’t need it in the house, I just have to be […]

Do you have a paper bag handy?

When I got to checkout it asked me if this was a “Mother’s Day order?”

Chaque été, je vais en voiture à la maison de lac et je roule avec mes amis.

This is awesome sugar tits.

I totally would have watched this with you if I had known you were doing this. But then since I am a rabid Blackhawks fan, maybe better I didn’t know.

I knew it was funnier then. I go over sometimes to Gawker to see if it was just my imagination that it was hysterically funny — the commentors, I mean — back then. It was. I keep expecting a whole new generation […]

I think he hurt Brian Williams feelings when he put Brian’s private email on the front page of his blog The Gawker. Brian Williams is such dweeb trying to suck up to the hipsters but it was still a mean thing to […]

Where’s the damn “like” button.

I read that as “the new book by Ali G” but I will give it a try anyway.

Great piece. Bridge is really a complicated card game.

I just came by to see what my prize is.