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Thanks to those who wrote, commented or donated. I wish you all nothing but good luck and success in your future.

Even the ones we lost along the way. If you’re out […]

With the passing of Ed Koch, the internet has been awash with comments to the tune of “This closet case should have done more about AIDS because he was gay,” coming from people of all sexual […]

Book Fuck Club will be meeting this coming Thursday, February 7th, at 8:00 PM EST to discuss Fucking James Franco.

If you haven’t read it yet and you want to contribute intelligently to the discussion, you can […]

The plan was to head over to Fucktard’s for the evening. His mom picked me up, and then later she stupidly left me alone with him. (Dumb ass bitch! I don’t understand parents; they think they’re helping and […]

It’s that time of year again folks. You know, the one where we get inundated with orders to express our love for our significant other on one certain day, usually in the form of food/jewelry/chocolates, and if we […]

The entertainment world was rocked last night as it was confirmed that a motion picture had been released without the actress Jessica Chastain in it. The indie drama “Difficult To Watch” - about a couple of heroin […]

If you’ve been reading the news, you probably know that women have been given the green light by the U.S. military to fight alongside their male counterparts on the battlefield.

And if, like me, you’ve dared to […]

An adult man who repeatedly rode a bicycle in front of other people will open his mouth and communicate on Thursday, Another person – a woman who has previously shown no interest in bicycles – will sit in a chair […]

“The Officer’s Monologue” is one male police officer’s continuous narrative about fashion, interior design, decor, dining, and all things esthetic. All remarks are approximate quotes of actual statements made to […]

Santa Claus, who rarely visited the workshop anymore, made a surprise appearance one cold November morning. Of course it was cold – Santa’s workshop is located at the North Pole – but there had been a particularly […]

It’s the partially hidden problem women won’t talk about. A semi-secret shame that many millions of female ladies experience every day, sometimes every hour of that day, everyday without exception to a woman. It […]

Hey. The Year 2013. I’m giving you fair warning. I’m coming for you.

Your close relative “2012″ has been the shittiest year of my life. I’ve sat through a lot of it feeling helpless. I’ve sat through a lot of […]

For the past two months I’ve relied on the television to distract me from the hideous realities of my life. It sits here, in the corner of the living room, spewing out colours and sound like an electric baby with […]

It’s been a shitty couple of days, which considering how shitty the days are normally, is saying something. I discovered on Friday that I’ll be getting penalised for staying in a three bedroom house when I’m the […]