Taking A Break
Published: February 10, 2010
Hello. I’m sorry about this, but I’m not doing too good at the moment, and I need to take a break from everything. So I’m delegating mostly everything to ReneSance for the time being. If you’ve mailed some copy in recently (or over the past two weeks) to the mailbox then it should get posted sometime soon. Please be patient with Rene while he (and probably Chillbear) go through them all.
Ever wonder how Wordsmoker gets put together? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU DO? Isn’t there enough going on in your life to think about besides this? Even I don’t think about how it gets put together and I’m the Editor. All I do is wake up, not shave, and start clicking on shit and apologizing to people because I haven’t answered their emails in a month. That’s it in a nutshell. Oh – Intern Strawberry Shortcake and I have intense editorial discussions that sometimes go off-topic. This latest one started after Strawbs came back from lunch and for it, I am truly sorry.
Yes, it was a weird period, the end of last year, the end of the decade. I spent it inebriated in one way or another, and got so drunk on New Year’s Eve I actually said something nice to Senor Wences. Before you say anything – of course I regret it, and I’ve cancelled my tickets to Omaha, or wherever the fuck it is he stays. Of course – between getting drugged out of my tits and the Wences-loving, a small backlog in articles grew in the electric mail box.
Hello there. Remember earlier on in the year, we were all giggling with astonishment and general love over the stories of now, sadly, ex-Wordsmoker N**d? Yes, that’s right – N**d. One of the saddest days of this year was when I received an electric mail from him, asking to get all his articles and comments deleted, because some internet twat had linked the amazing stories of N**d to his actual, real-life person. Depressing!
Hello you sexy internet bastards! It was little more than
This week was a week of learning here at the Wordsmoker offices. I learned how Mr Shoes likes things done around the office and a whole lot about Scottish culture and how that directly relates to what I should be putting in my mouth! I also learned a lot about how to get on top in this cut throat industry of websites. Oh and I learned that Alan Denton will step on that flaming bag poo no matter how many times in a row we leave it on his doorstep. Yep, busy week for me in the office!
Looking back, I should have been more skeptical, but I was young and naive. It was almost a year ago….
Something’s afoot. Although I’ve been an intern for Mr. Shoes for seven years now, I’ve recently been fired and without any reason or notice. Lord knows I’ve done my best for Mr. Shoes and I’ve certainly tried to meet every one of his needs.
Hello, my name is Slim Shady. I’ve installed a new messaging system alongside the normal awful system we’ve been using because The Baroness BERATED ME on the
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