Two weeks ago, the Pulitzer Prize winning National Enquirer broke a story divulging allegations that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted a 50-year-old massage therapist in 2006. Although many of the details are murky, due to a lack of corroborating evidence, the following information appears to be factual and undisputed. On October 24, 2006, Al Gore was staying in Gallery Suite #903 of the Hotel Lucia in Portland Oregon, registered under the name of “Stone.” He contacted the hotel personnel and asked them to arrange a massage. The alleged victim, Molly Haggerty, responded to his room around 1100 PM that night.

The mystery surrounding two Northwest Airlines pilots who overflew Minneapolis by 150 miles took a startling turn tonight with the revelation that they were using their laptops to access Wordsmoker when they should have been preparing to land the aircraft.  This rumor, which had been circulating for days on Gawker, a once-popular media blog, can now be confirmed based on information gleaned from multiple sources, including leaked cockpit recordings.