The International Working Dogs of the World (IWDW) (www.yourethemannowdog.com) have issued a response to what they describe as the under-pawed tactics of Big Pussy.

They point out that the legislation the kittens are objecting to regarding the amount that felines can hold in their personal bank accounts was co-sponsored by Wisconsin senator Russ Feingold and John McCain and has the approval of more Democrats than Republicans.

“These viscous lies are just part of their attempt to maintain their monopoly on kibbles.” said IWDW spokesdoggie Gizmo Lugnut. “We spend our days running and fetching while the Fat Cats laze in the sun.” He added before tearing off after a squirrel in a burst of hairy optimism.

Huffington Post reported that the chair of the Pro Cat Investment Board (PCIB), Poopsy Van Hairball III, was one of Mitt Romney’s key economic advisors. Many dogs believe that Hairball was the one who advised Romney to drive across the country with his dog in a kennel strapped to the roof of his car.

Puppies for Endless Play (PAMBLA) has joined IWDW’s protest. Zipper, a five month old wire fox terrier the Wordsmoker spoke to said: “Just because they can get up on the top of the refrigerator! It’s not fair! ” Adding, “Throw the Ball! Throw the ball! Wuff!”