Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!

Look, everyone knows that Michael Jackson was the first person perhaps in human history to elicit rapturous applause by walking backwards on a stage.

And believe me, I am just as saddened by his apparent suicide as every other Gen Y gay dude who took his first halting steps toward ridiculousness with a pair of aviator glasses, too-short pants and a heavily-sequined left-hand glove. (Oh, that was just me? Okay, whatevs.)

But honestly, American media, what the fuck? Are we or are we not fighting two wars right now?

Oh, and there’s also the small matter of the next Supreme Court justice, public health care, civil rights, and, well, I guess, Iran, just to round things out.

I like to tell my international friends that we’re not all a bunch of hysterical, celebrity-obsessed ever-children here in the States. That case got a lot harder to make as of tonight.

I trust you’ll pardon my Anglo Saxon when I tell you–and yes, I’m talking to you, Olbermann and Maddow–to fuck off. I will never again subject myself to humiliation by letting it slip in mixed or any other company that I watch your programs.

Reference: Hostile Panda Takeover.

A funnier vid I’ve yet to see.

Craig T. Nelson, known foremost for his portrayal of a coach in the much beloved television program, “Coach,” and perhaps for his role in films such as Poltergeist and as the voice of Mr. Incredible, made an appearance on the Glen Beck Bat Shit Crazy Roundup Hour, as seen on America’s Al-Jazeera (That’s called a throwback in the biz, folks.  Thank you Pinekatz).

Homey must be stoned.


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If AIG bonuses weren’t enough for you, here is someone else that will make you feel better about yourself. Vince Shlomi, The ShamWow guy had a run in with a feisty, tongue-biting hooker in Miami. The Smoking Gun has the details here. The big surprise? “Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons.”

The mugshot is definitely Capital One customized card material. At least there wasn’t a SlapChop involved.

Wow!

Poll for the weekend: Who kisses hookers?

*Apologies to Pinky & The Brain.

There once was a man named Luke Perry

Whose sexual tastes were quite scary.

He’d take a young boy

Dressed like Myrna Loy

And they’d fuck in a vat full of berries.

Poor Michael Phelps, the gazillionaire professional swimmer who got busted smoking pot.

I, for one, don’t smoke weed, and a recent pre-employment drug test can confirm that (in case you’ve all found this blog… hi, boss!), but many people do and enjoy it very much.

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!

This one’s a two-fer!

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!

A slightly later than planned Celebrity Shame today, as I’ve mostly been crying and trying to fit my head inside the microwave and turn it on to “High” with my right foot.

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!

Welcome to the latest edition of Celebrity Shame, where we round up the latest gossip floating around the web which others copied from other blogs rounding up the latest gossip to come out of celebrity blogs read in on-set trailers by bored personal assistants talking to each other in chat-rooms about celebrities which certain frequently copied gossip blogs recently highlighted on E! and other celebrity gossip blogs on the web I have no soul left celebrity gossip please shoot blog me for making me cover this celebrity no kill me I gossip mean it on a blog about the hottest celebrity gossip!