Sarah Palin has delighted us for years with her captivating, in-depth analysis of world affairs, cleverly cribbed on her forearms. And today she is comparing herself to William Shakespeare. According to our Sarah, Shakespeare invented all sorts of words, just like her. No doubt she will be go down as one of the world’s greatest wordsmiths, someday supplanting Shakespeare and lengthening our lexicon with a flurry of wacky new words.

Update: Apparently it’s not a South African police car, it’s just one of those run-of-the-mill US ones from a while back. But if you’ve got a vuvuzela, or indeed a rolled-up piece of paper, blow through it while looking at the picture and FUCKING DREAM THE POSSIBLE DREAM, PEOPLE.

Mel Gibson – a crazy actor – has a new animated feature coming out called “Hedge Of Blandness” in which he plays a drunken squirrel hired by the CIA to find a break-dancing panda who has a briefcase filled with bamboo and plutonium. To save you watching it – the government did it, along with Big Business. Because Mel has a movie out, he has to appear on television and talk to people. He didn’t like this guy.