Do you like things that are funny? Do you like sexy [animated] bodies? Do you like the fact that Lucille Bluth, Kitty, and Dr. Spaceman all voice characters on the same show? Then watch this, dammit! FX, Thursday nights at 10. (And also available on Hulu.) You will thank me profusely.
So egregiously awful that everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves. Oh, except the writers; they should be shot before they can even feel a thing.
Good cop/bad cop for horny hypochondriacs.
I wanted this show to suck. No, I don’t mean that in a cute, pun-ish way; I mean that I wanted this show to be so godawful that it would be pulled off the air faster than The Beautiful Life actually was pulled off the air. But you know what? It’s kind of…really, really good. The romances are fairly well-developed, they incorporate all the little vampire things (e.g. not being allowed to enter a home without being invited) without beating you over the head with them, the men are absolutely beautiful, and the villainous brother regularly makes me jump out of my seat in terror. If Twilight looked like this, I might actually be tempted to watch it.
So much better than I expected. Not that my expectations were high, but if they were, this would almost have met them! Also, who doesn’t love Busy Phillips?
The funniest show on television.
Star Trek Voyager without the user manual.
Funny, noir-ish and it has Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover. It makes me think that this is the kind of thing that Woody Allen would be doing if he made TV shows. However, it’s way too early to be airing re-runs, which they did.
IT’S NOT THE X-FILES NOT THE X-FILES LET ME REPEAT NOT THE X-FILES.
(also contains Saul Rubinek playing a character on television I, for once, don’t want to punch, and the exquisitely pretty Joanne Kelly, whose lips alone fascinate me to an almost unhealthy degree)
DID I MENTION THAT IT’S PATENTLY NOT “THE X-FILES”?
A blonde elf and a guy who gets down on his knees every day and thanks Jesus that Chris Penn died investigate people who gain the magical power of invisibility, only to learn that Big John/Little John murdered them all in order to gain control of a bafflingly large music licensing budget.
Richard III meets The Patriot as told by Gossip Girl.
(Ladies: tune in for sweet, cute, young Chris Egan; stay tuned for hot, sexy, talented Ian McShane.)
“Shit hits the fan. Repeatedly.”
RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo
“More Vaseline on the lens than is needed to __________.”
Your suggestions in the comments. It would be preferred that your responses reference your fair Doctor as he has a certain affinity toward Vaseline. Especially when Wences is involved.
“Charlie’s Angel”
It’s good, but I’d forgotten how depressing this show is.