May 11, 2009 in Also I've Never
In the entire 26 years of my life, I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Often, when I tell people this, they look at me like I am out of my goddamn mind. Similar to the way one might look at a paedophile. I would like to clear the air once and for all and explain why it is that I missed out on this childhood milestone.