December 31, 2010 in Things Very Necessary
I look at a lot of tits every week because I’m a heterosexual man with an internet connection. I sometimes look at a lot of tits in a short period of time, because I am a heterosexual man with an internet connection and the cats happen to be sleeping. You know one thing I’ve noticed about tits down all these years of looking at them? Few of them vibrate. Now, they do. Somehow tits have just been made even better.