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The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest

January 29, 2013 in Valentine's Day Love Contest

It’s that time of year again folks. You know, the one where we get inundated with orders to express our love for our significant other on one certain day, usually in the form of food/jewelry/chocolates, and if we don’t we are to be forever branded as commitment-phobes? Yes, Valentine’s Day, that’s the holiday! Yay, the time has come to once again squeeeeeeeeze our way into our Spanx and go out with all the other boobs attempting to show their unique love at The Melting Pot. Luckily for you, we here at Wordsmoker HQ sympathize, so to help dull the aggravation, I am happy to bring you The Third Annual Wordsmoker Valentine’s Day Love Contest. (Wow that sure is a mouthful.) From now until February 13th at midnight (and probably a little bit after) you can submit your Love, Sex, or Valentine’s Day themed poems, rants, stories, opinion pieces, et cetera for consideration. Here are the rules: Read the rest of this entry →

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Barbie Brings Home a Stranger

February 13, 2012 in Valentine's Day Love Contest

 

 

 

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Conversations in Dating

January 30, 2012 in Valentine's Day Love Contest

“You look lovely sitting across the table from me. Part of that may be the table. Because a table well set can be the perfect compliment to a beautiful woman, like the way that the right shade of rouge sets off the contours of her cheeks. By the way, I feel that you could use a bit more. Do not feel insulted by this observation; I’ve noticed that most women around your age are miserly with their rouge. I’m sure you can remedy it in the lady’s room.” Read the rest of this entry →