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Is your turkey still defrosting slowly today? Have you rammed a hairdryer up its innards to help while family members look on in varying states of disapproval? Are all your pies coming out the oven blackened and misshapen, looking for all the world like H.R. Giger vagina-monsters? Then you’re probably not alone. Even if you are. You’re not. I’m celebrating Thanksgiving by making some lolotters and eating Cadbury’s chocolate and writing this thing, so you can all feel jealous of me if you want. Anyway, all holidays suck to some extent, so feel free to share your Thanksgiving joys or horrors below.