Wordsmoker

1. You know that really cool, hip, hilarious and true thing you read on the Internet that one time, that made you howl and rotfl and forward it to thirty friends? The one that made you tear up a little bit at its evocativeness, and nod at its wisdom? You know, the most well-scripted lolcat evah? Yeah … that was mine.

2. “So, my nigga,” said the President, passing the joint back to me. “I’ve got a two-point plan to save the economy. Point One, everybody gives you all their money. Point Two, you look after it real good.” Read the rest of this entry →