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Ask Virus – My Dog Is Team Jacob, What Do I Do?

June 14, 2010 in Ask Virus

(In the biggest shake-up in blog publishing in a generation and an event described as “epoch-defining” by Tila Tequila, Wordsmoker is somehow proud to present “Ask Virus” – where you can put a question to Wordsmoker’s Editor and if you’re nice he’ll maybe answer back in a public forum so others can benefit from the advice of such a leading light in aquatic husbandry. In the first of a possibly continuing series dependent upon getting any actual questions from someone, Shortcake <3 Edward has a problem with her stupid dog being on the wrong Twilight side.)

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Twitips

March 18, 2010 in twilight

After months of agonizing wait, New Moon is coming out on DVD on Friday. I know you all went to see it opening night like I told you to, and  in your respective team shirts and panties. Now it is just a few short hours until we can relive that excitement at Best-Buy or Wal-Mart (or wherever the hell you buy you DVD’s). Since I know it will be crazy trying to get your hands on one of these Holy Grails I am going to share my tips with you. You should probably start stretching now.

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