A Typical Workday at Chuck E Cheese
February 19, 2010 in Jobsmoker, Wordsmoker Short Fiction
My current job is at Chuck E Cheese, wearing the six foot rat costume. The inside of the costume smells horrid, since one time for maybe 3 days Management stored a dead body in it.
Not that I complain.
You know I have that hobby of sniffing gasoline. I keep a plastic baggie of gasoline wadded up in the “nose” of the rat costume, so that’s all I ever smell. That keeps me sharp for work. Sharp and angry.
