Do the Schadenfreude Polka*
March 27, 2009 in Celebrity Shame
If AIG bonuses weren't enough for you, here is someone else that will make you feel better about yourself. Vince Shlomi, The ShamWow guy had a run in with a feisty, tongue-biting hooker in Miami. The Smoking Gun has the details here. The big surprise? "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons."
The mugshot is definitely Capital One customized card material. At least there wasn't a SlapChop involved.

Wow!
Poll for the weekend: Who kisses hookers?
*Apologies to Pinky & The Brain.
