Twitips
March 18, 2010 in twilight
After months of agonizing wait, New Moon is coming out on DVD on Friday. I know you all went to see it opening night like I told you to, and in your respective team shirts and panties. Now it is just a few short hours until we can relive that excitement at Best-Buy or Wal-Mart (or wherever the hell you buy you DVD’s). Since I know it will be crazy trying to get your hands on one of these Holy Grails I am going to share my tips with you. You should probably start stretching now.
Hello Wordsmokers – I’m just about to go out what is sometimes called “shopping”. I’ll be back later with some bags with some stuff in them. Anyway, seeing how I’m going out – does anybody need anything?
So it’s Christmas Eve and I have to do that thing. You know what thing. That thing. That which is regarded as the most heinous, odious, sacrificial, Pagonistic ritual of all things on Christmas Eve. One that may leave you drained of corpuscle elasticity, depleted of mental dexterity, the bringer on of homicidal thoughts, a true act in self-mutilation, and ultimately the harbinger of lameness so acute it has no determined name to describe its loosening of bowel function sense of impending doom.
