April 30, 2009 in sex
That unelected relic of imperialism and Michelle Obama hugee, the Queen of England*, probably didn’t get a shock today as a couple in their 30′s were caught inflagranté defucko on the lawn at Windsor Castle, one of the many residences she lives in now and again, rent-free with servants and solid-gold coaches and shit (mostly horse and corgi shit, actually).
The old bag wasn’t in residence, but that’s not important, because actual humans were fucking on her grass, which I’m guessing was pretty sweet as it would have been weed-free and nice and flat and warm and maybe bouncy, because a Queen’s lawn is prime fucking material, you know? Yes you do.
Anyway, it seems that they never completed the dreadful act of teh sex, as those sexus-interrupters – the police – came and put at stop to it after a while.
No word about anyone seeing tits or cock or bush or anything like that, although there seems to have been a heavy Japanese tourist presence (as there always is) so maybe some footage will creep onto PornoTube later. I’ll keep checking in the meantime and will keep you updated.
*I know she’s not actually the “Queen of England” – she’s technically the Queen of The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland, but she can fuck right off if she thinks she’s my Queen. And that goes for the rest of the inbred fuckers too. And their stupid little dogs.
Full story here from The Guardian.
Sexy image from daringpublicsex.com