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Give Money to Military Gamers…no really it’s going to be used on them

April 12, 2012 in Annoying Things, Geeking Out

As you may or may not be aware Twyztedmind is my Husband & also happens to be one of the thousands of Gamers in the military who get deployed every year. He’s gone now (no I can’t tell you where. I’d have to call Seal Team 6 in to re-arrange your memories if I did). He runs 2 game nights currently on the USS Enterprise (CVN 65) & has a really good turn out of other geeks who have been banished to reside in her steel walls. The problem we have is being able to get our hands on the products that the guys are asking for because none of the publishers consider us a “Real” store. I went to Las Vegas to confront these game manufactures who still do not consider radioactive steel & rivets to be enough of a store to allow us to carry their products. I think this has to do with the fact that they can only see our website (www.gamerapocalypseinc.com). Read the rest of this entry →

Get Your Seal Team Six Paraphernalia Now!

May 4, 2011 in America The Fucked, NSFW, Shopsmoker, Things Very Necessary, Those Gays!

While the White House has been reluctant to formally announce that Seal Team Six was responsible for successfully killing Osama Bin Laden, you know they totally did it.

What Charlie Sheen is to crack-fueled ragers with Los Angeles’ most luxurious party whores, Seal Team Six is to defending the men and women of this country.  If Sheen has tiger blood, these guys have crocodile sperm.

That’s why MissLinda and I are proud to announce the off-offshore founding of the Linsanto corporation, the officially trademarked Seal Team Six™ brand name, and our new line of Seal Team Six™-inspired products!

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