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Ducky’s Dispatcher Diaries: Public Service Announcement

September 27, 2010 in Advise, Crime and Punishment

There are people who go their whole lives without ever having to dial  911, and they are very lucky. For the rest of you, here’s a list to help me help you not: get burglarized/die/get your <insert important item here> stolen.

1. Know where you are.

You may think this is common sense, and you’d be wrong. A lot of people that I encounter have no clue of where they currently are or where the alleged crime was committed. See the following true conversation I had with a caller:


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