Forgotten Fillms: The Big Blue
February 16, 2009 in Forgotten Films
If you’re anything like me (and I know you are) you often think “Could I fuck a dolphin?” After all, they are the rapists of the sea so they would probably let me in there. And afterwards, would the dolphin pepper me with stupid questions like “Does this ocean make my ass look big?” and “Why do you want to watch me munch on tuna while you masturbate?” Because dolphins are just like you broads. Well lil’ sea creatures, The Big Blue (Albanian Alternative Title- I Know What You Did To That Seafood Last Summer) dares to ask about that wet Troy McClure love which dare not speak its name in polite landlubber society and it’s my pick for today.
