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“Avatar” and The Death Of Film Criticism

April 24, 2010 in Rants, Reviewing Things

It undeniable that James Cameron’s “Avatar” is the biggest blockbuster so far this century, reportedly taking in nearly three billion dollars in box office world wide.  That’s nearly fifty cents per person on the planet.  People went again and again, and some poor, demented schmucks even reported feeling extreme depression and suicidal thoughts “when they realize that Pandora, the fictional Utopian planet portrayed in the movie, does not exist.”

I’ve been depressed after a few movies, I will admit.  “Grease” even gave me thoughts of suicide until it was finally over.  But is “Avatar” really deserving of this kind of mental and emotional collapse?  Read the rest of this entry →

Wordsmoker Movie Night At The Movies

March 27, 2009 in Wordsmoker Movie Night At The Movies!

Welcome to wordsmoker movie night at the movies!

I’ve always felt that film has an intimate bond with literature, and not in that, “What?  Subtitles?  I didn’t come to the movies to read!” kind of way.  As the master Akira Kurosawa said, when asked what was more important between the script, the direction, or the editing, he replied (and I’m paraphrasing), “All three, but if the script’s no good it doesn’t matter how good the other two are.

The rules are simple.  I pick a theme or common tie to group five or so films together (suggestions welcome!), present them here, you vote (winner will be decided democratically), set a date to meet in the chatzy room, have the film watched by then and come prepared to do your best Leonard Maltin or Roger Ebert impersonation.  Note, I clearly did not say Peter Travers, because that guy’s a douche.

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