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The Troll Murders of Gavin O’Finnegan

June 27, 2012 in Fiction

“I’ve never cared for troll dolls. They just creep me out.” – Gavin O’Finnegan

“I told you that it doesn’t always happen. You should dip that meatball in the lingonberry jam. It makes it more delicious.”

“Yeah, I’ll have to give that a shot sometime. I know it doesn’t always happen,” he lowers his voice to approximate mine, but fails in his attempt at mockery. “I just don’t understand why we have to keep coming back to IKEA and hanging out in the cafe. Read the rest of this entry →