The Days Crawl Along As The Years Fly By
December 31, 2009 in Shut Up 2009
Instead of dragging you through all twelve months of mind-numbing dreariness that comprised 2009, let me tell you how my year began.
It had its moments.
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Mysterious Former President To Appear In Public
May 15, 2009 in Our Inebriated World, Politics
Poorly animated CG monster “George” W. Bush will make a scheduled appearance in public in front of other people in the “town” of Woodward, Oklahoma on the fourth of July – the day when all Americans celebrate the actions of George Hamilton when he hacked down a tea-bag carrying buffalo and denied it immediately afterwards to the British Queen, Henry IV.
